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Whoreganic Unisex Classic Tee
Whoreganic Unisex Classic Tee
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£19.99 GBP
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Locally grown. Zero shame. Mildly toxic.
Are you plant-based, but emotionally unstable?
Do you f*ck like you farm — sustainably and with a questionable hoe?
Then baby, this shirt was handpicked straight from your garden of poor decisions.
• 100% cotton
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Sun-kissed.
• Raw.
• Absolutely riddled with red flags
• Watered by tears, fertilised with daddy issues.
Perfect for:
• Sunday brunch with your ex’s mum
• Doing yoga while hungover and haunted
• Performing community service (for what you did at Glastonbury)
Disclaimers:
This is a print-on-demand tee — which means it’s made just for you, like the illusion of commitment.
Yes, shipping takes a little longer. But unlike your last situationship, this one finishes properly.
⸻
Wear it on a date. Wear it to confession. Wear it while pretending you’re emotionally available.
Because you’re not just a hoe —
you’re Whoreganic™.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Are you plant-based, but emotionally unstable?
Do you f*ck like you farm — sustainably and with a questionable hoe?
Then baby, this shirt was handpicked straight from your garden of poor decisions.
• 100% cotton
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Sun-kissed.
• Raw.
• Absolutely riddled with red flags
• Watered by tears, fertilised with daddy issues.
Perfect for:
• Sunday brunch with your ex’s mum
• Doing yoga while hungover and haunted
• Performing community service (for what you did at Glastonbury)
Disclaimers:
This is a print-on-demand tee — which means it’s made just for you, like the illusion of commitment.
Yes, shipping takes a little longer. But unlike your last situationship, this one finishes properly.
⸻
Wear it on a date. Wear it to confession. Wear it while pretending you’re emotionally available.
Because you’re not just a hoe —
you’re Whoreganic™.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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