Slug Life Unisex Tee

Forget fast cars and flashy chains — real legends slime through life one inch at a time. Introducing the Slug Life tee: for anyone who lives slow, naps hard, and gives zero slime what anyone thinks.

This isn’t just a shirt. It’s a lifestyle. One that says, “Yeah, I’m chill. I’m slow. And I’m still a boss.”

• 100% cotton
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem


Disclaimers: 

Every shirt is printed on demand to avoid overproduction — because we’re eco-conscious AND lazy. That means shipping might be a little slow… but if you’re living the Slug Life, you get it.