Netflix And Pills Unisex Tee

“Netflix and chill” walked so Netflix and Pills could cry under a weighted blanket in style. This tee is for the emotionally exhausted, the chronically online, and anyone whose hobbies include streaming existential dread and managing symptoms.

✅ Soft enough to disassociate in
✅ Graphic enough to worry your barista
✅ Ideal for therapy Thursdays, doomscrolling, or your fifth rewatch of BoJack Horseman
✅ Designed for when your soul leaves your body… but fashionably

Because when life gives you lemons, sometimes you just wash ‘em down with SSRIs and press play.

• 100% cotton
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem


Disclaimer 1: Pills not included. Obviously. Get those legally.
Disclaimer 2: Made-to-order to avoid overproduction. So yeah, shipping’s a bit slow — but hey, what’s another 5–7 business days in the grand, meaningless void of time

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