Live, Laugh, Lobotomy Unisex Tee

When “Live, Laugh, Love” starts to sound like a threat, it’s time to switch mantras. The Live, Laugh, Lobotomy tee is for those who cope with humor, dress like a red flag, and find peace in chaos — or at least in clean typography.

✅ Soft as your sense of identity
✅ Disturbingly relatable
✅ Pairs well with disassociation and blackout sunglasses
✅ Perfect for brunch, breakdowns, or both

It’s giving 1950s asylum chic, but make it Gen Z. Whether you’re overthinking life or underachieving on purpose, this shirt says: “I’m not fine, but I am funny.”

• 100% cotton
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem


Disclaimer: This tee will not perform actual lobotomies, but it will make people nervously laugh and slowly back away at parties.

Disclaimer 2: This tee is print-on-demand to avoid overproduction, waste, and the crushing weight of fast fashion guilt. So shipping might take a bit longer — but let’s be honest, nothing in your life is arriving on time anyway.

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