Espresso Depresso Unisex Tee

Running on caffeine and existential dread? Same.

Introducing the Espresso Depresso tee — the perfect uniform for anyone who knows that one shot of espresso won’t fix your problems, but hey, it’s a start. Equal parts dark roast and dark humor, this shirt speaks to your soul (the part that’s still awake).

• 100% cotton
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem


Disclaimers: 

Each shirt is printed on demand to help avoid overproduction — because the planet doesn’t need more waste, and neither do you. Shipping might take a little longer, but think of it as time to reflect on your life choices… or just grab another coffee.