Duck Off Unisex Tee

Let’s be honest: the world’s a mess, people are exhausting, and you’re one minor inconvenience away from snapping. That’s where this shirt comes in.

Starring one extremely pissed-off duck, this tee is less a fashion statement and more a personal boundary with sleeves.

Perfect for:
• Burning bridges (with flair)
• Passive-aggressively quitting conversations
• Standing silently in line while radiating contempt
• Letting the universe know it can kindly go flock itself

Warning: May cause strangers to cross the street. Or become your new best friends. Depends on the vibe

• 100% cotton
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem


Disclaimers: 
This masterpiece of mood is print-on-demand—so yes, it takes a bit longer to ship. Why? Because we don’t mass-produce rage. We custom-birth it, sustainably. You’re saving the planet… one angry duck at a time. 🌍💀🦆

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